I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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