Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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