You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
