i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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