It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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