He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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