No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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