Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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