whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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