WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
last night I used snow as a chaser
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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