May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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