Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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