Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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