I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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