you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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