Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
this is an emotional support booty call
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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