Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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