I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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