I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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