yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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