i just google imaged poop.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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