i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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