love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
