Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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