Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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