P.S. I can't hear my feet
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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