have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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