Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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