I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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