I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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