I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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