Walk of Shame. In a state park.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
bring money and cleavage
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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