so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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