I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
