none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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