Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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