I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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