Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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