I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I met the friendliest cop last night
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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