I just made out with a guy for $7.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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