So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
