Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I touched a dick in church today
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