I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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