ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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