why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We named our party play list daddy issues
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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