just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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