I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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