remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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