Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Randomize