Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just had sex on a roof
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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