We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
tonight lets celebrate not being married
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize
