You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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