Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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