goodnight i made you a song goodbye
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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