the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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