you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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