strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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