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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five

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(303): View more from Colorado

she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?

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(760): View more from California

explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.

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(516): View more from New York

will barter weed for kareoke machine...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum

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(207): View more from Maine

Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?

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(951): View more from California

ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP

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Have fun and good luck.

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(386): View more from Florida

It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!

(904): View more from Florida

Do you even hear yourself?

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