What a fucking waste of an outfit
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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